Spring Break
The Daily OrangeCoed bathrooms are more than awkward, they're illegal
By Rob Howard
Posted: 9/8/03, 3:17 AM EST Section: Feature
"It was the one closest to the window," he said. His floormates have vowed never to use that shower again.
Shower sex seems to be a hot topic, and some floors have optimistically voted on policies governing such activities. At a recent floor meeting, Hanna's floor established guidelines allowing shower action, he said. Other floors have outlawed the practice.
"That's one good reason to not have coed," Weinberg said. "I think that's kind of gross."
"How do you have sex in the bathroom without using the wall?" Chrisner asked. "I mean, who wants to touch the dorm bathroom walls? That's disgusting."
Like it or not, at least some residents will continue their quest for bathroom booty. And for those with a distaste for authority, knowing it's against the rules only makes it more fun.
Although most students like the idea of spending quality time with their floor's hotties, they agree that the bathroom is probably not the best place to make a good impression. And though it's convenient to have a bathroom across the hall, most residents would sacrifice distance to avoid potential embarrassment. Even so, they don't think the rule should be set in stone.
"It's more of a question of choice," said Bowles, "so maybe it should be left up to the floor."
Even Weinberg's traumatizing bathroom experience hasn't deterred him from the coed crusade.
"I don't think it should be illegal," he said. "It's really no big deal. We're mature enough to handle it."
Shower sex seems to be a hot topic, and some floors have optimistically voted on policies governing such activities. At a recent floor meeting, Hanna's floor established guidelines allowing shower action, he said. Other floors have outlawed the practice.
"That's one good reason to not have coed," Weinberg said. "I think that's kind of gross."
"How do you have sex in the bathroom without using the wall?" Chrisner asked. "I mean, who wants to touch the dorm bathroom walls? That's disgusting."
Like it or not, at least some residents will continue their quest for bathroom booty. And for those with a distaste for authority, knowing it's against the rules only makes it more fun.
Although most students like the idea of spending quality time with their floor's hotties, they agree that the bathroom is probably not the best place to make a good impression. And though it's convenient to have a bathroom across the hall, most residents would sacrifice distance to avoid potential embarrassment. Even so, they don't think the rule should be set in stone.
"It's more of a question of choice," said Bowles, "so maybe it should be left up to the floor."
Even Weinberg's traumatizing bathroom experience hasn't deterred him from the coed crusade.
"I don't think it should be illegal," he said. "It's really no big deal. We're mature enough to handle it."
