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The Daily OrangeEvan Reisers battle for Google supremacy
By Reiser
Posted: 3/21/07, 11:58 PM EST Section: Feature
-Clubbing Baby Koalas is Awesome
-The Bee Gees were Awesome
-Curt Schilling is Awesome
And I assure you I despise all of the above. I'm not an "iTool," so to speak, but I do prefer using Macs over PCs, and I consider Microsoft the most dubious and deceitful of the powerful technological corporations. Note to Evan Reiser-2: writing a blog about how great Microsoft is probably won't help your chances in a Google search. To my expectations, Evan Reiser-2's "Microsoft is Awesome" page is now listed before mine on msn.com, but I feel even Evan Reiser-2 would admit that's like winning a Golden Globe in the field of search engine results.
I feel obligated to retaliate to my namesake's war rant with my own rebuttals.
"Although i was on the deans list at RPI (Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute) for 6 six continuous semesters in Computer Systems Engineering, they have yet to publish many of my great contributions, let alone acquire page-rank #1."
Evan, if you had more foresight you would have used your education as computer systems engineer to create an online edition of your dean's list. And what, only six semesters? Did you get senioritis?
"So what is the great nation of Evan Reiser from San Anselmo, CA to do? Well, first launch a double secret blog attack: write a blog entry with more Evan Reiser references than any other page, ever."
Unfortunately Google recognizes quality over quantity. And I state this with authoritative disregard for any factual knowledge to support that.
"Battle plan
1) Removal of Supplemental Outbound Links
2) Double our efforts in external linking and Blog Hi-Jacking
3) Increased Blog Alliance
4) Blog Terror Alert 'Orange'
5) Double Secret Project X.
6) Lower the reputation of Painting Majors"
I believe lowering the reputation of painting majors would probably just make my work more appreciated versus subservient peers of mine. I'm also having several Russian scientists out of work since the Cold War prepare a Double Secret Project Y, which will cancel out your Project X.
(At press time Evan Reiser-2's Microsoft fansite had overtaken my VPA Dean's List mention, which was in turn overtaken by my author profile at dailyorange.com. Evan Reiser looks forward to several years of Google domination over Evan Reiser.)
-The Bee Gees were Awesome
-Curt Schilling is Awesome
And I assure you I despise all of the above. I'm not an "iTool," so to speak, but I do prefer using Macs over PCs, and I consider Microsoft the most dubious and deceitful of the powerful technological corporations. Note to Evan Reiser-2: writing a blog about how great Microsoft is probably won't help your chances in a Google search. To my expectations, Evan Reiser-2's "Microsoft is Awesome" page is now listed before mine on msn.com, but I feel even Evan Reiser-2 would admit that's like winning a Golden Globe in the field of search engine results.
I feel obligated to retaliate to my namesake's war rant with my own rebuttals.
"Although i was on the deans list at RPI (Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute) for 6 six continuous semesters in Computer Systems Engineering, they have yet to publish many of my great contributions, let alone acquire page-rank #1."
Evan, if you had more foresight you would have used your education as computer systems engineer to create an online edition of your dean's list. And what, only six semesters? Did you get senioritis?
"So what is the great nation of Evan Reiser from San Anselmo, CA to do? Well, first launch a double secret blog attack: write a blog entry with more Evan Reiser references than any other page, ever."
Unfortunately Google recognizes quality over quantity. And I state this with authoritative disregard for any factual knowledge to support that.
"Battle plan
1) Removal of Supplemental Outbound Links
2) Double our efforts in external linking and Blog Hi-Jacking
3) Increased Blog Alliance
4) Blog Terror Alert 'Orange'
5) Double Secret Project X.
6) Lower the reputation of Painting Majors"
I believe lowering the reputation of painting majors would probably just make my work more appreciated versus subservient peers of mine. I'm also having several Russian scientists out of work since the Cold War prepare a Double Secret Project Y, which will cancel out your Project X.
(At press time Evan Reiser-2's Microsoft fansite had overtaken my VPA Dean's List mention, which was in turn overtaken by my author profile at dailyorange.com. Evan Reiser looks forward to several years of Google domination over Evan Reiser.)
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