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The Daily OrangePonder these old-age SU questions
By Tim Goessling
Posted: 11/27/07, 12:27 AM EST Section: Feature
In honor of the fact that most readers pick up The Daily Orange to do the crossword puzzle or Sudoku, I now present you with a series of questions that can also marinate in your dome piece when you are not paying attention in class or simply to get your mindset off the Godzilla of final papers and exams that has attacked the campus.
Why do the doors in the Schine Student Center feel like they weigh 300 pounds when you open them?
Speaking of doors, why are the doors in all the dorms heat activated?
Why do people (all right, some people) watch that video with the cup?
Why do some people know what I'm talking about in the previous question?
Why do the tiles on the Newhouse patio rattle when you step on them?
Why does Watson have a floor plan similar to a maze concocted by a James Bond villain?
Why do people love the Soulja Boy dance so much?
Why do I still see freshmen rocking the orange lanyard?
Why doesn't Syracuse University spend their billion dollars on a giant coin pool that we can dive into like Scrooge in "Duck Tails"?
Why can't I get into that party next to Chuck's on the weekend?
Where is the best pizza on the hill (besides ZJ's)?
Why does Crazy Chris at Maggie's think he is Tony Montana from "Scarface"?
Why does Chuck's play the same music every single weekend?
Which will happen first: the cafe in the library opens or the football team has a winning season?
Why is Syracuse University building a dorm on a sweet football field in front of DellPlain?
Is Thornden Park really that dangerous?
Who really wants to find out if it is?
Why don't they have a Dome cam at the Carrier Dome?
Why do the ice cream machines in the dining hall never work?
When will Nancy Cantor come sit in the student section in the Carrier Dome?
Where is the best hill to sled in Syracuse?
When will the School of Management cafe get better food than the Newhouse cafe?
And, why are the Arts and Sciences and Engineering building cafes so weak?
Who will claim the walls of college freshman and frat guys when Tony Montana becomes lame?
Who cares that Dumbledore is gay?
Was the real Frank Lucas as baller as the Frank Lucas in American Gangster?
What is more important to a stereotypical Syracuse girl: Uggs, bug-eyed glasses, tights, a Northface or Starbucks?
What is more important for a stereotypical Syracuse guy: college football, hooded sweatshirts, Madden or drinking beers and chasing tail?
Why don't we say "Booyah" more often in everyday vocabulary?
Where is the best place to hook-up on campus?
Why did people stop rocking L.A. Lights and Starter jackets?
Why do people wear other universities sweatshirts to class?
When will people realize that studying abroad is light years more fun than being at Syracuse?
Who can kill Jack Bauer?
Why did The Daily Orange take out all the funny lines from my column?
Who came up with the term Twisticles?
Why are still reading this? You should be focusing!
Tim Goessling is a senior television, radio and film major and loves a good game of would you rather?
Why do the doors in the Schine Student Center feel like they weigh 300 pounds when you open them?
Speaking of doors, why are the doors in all the dorms heat activated?
Why do people (all right, some people) watch that video with the cup?
Why do some people know what I'm talking about in the previous question?
Why do the tiles on the Newhouse patio rattle when you step on them?
Why does Watson have a floor plan similar to a maze concocted by a James Bond villain?
Why do people love the Soulja Boy dance so much?
Why do I still see freshmen rocking the orange lanyard?
Why doesn't Syracuse University spend their billion dollars on a giant coin pool that we can dive into like Scrooge in "Duck Tails"?
Why can't I get into that party next to Chuck's on the weekend?
Where is the best pizza on the hill (besides ZJ's)?
Why does Crazy Chris at Maggie's think he is Tony Montana from "Scarface"?
Why does Chuck's play the same music every single weekend?
Which will happen first: the cafe in the library opens or the football team has a winning season?
Why is Syracuse University building a dorm on a sweet football field in front of DellPlain?
Is Thornden Park really that dangerous?
Who really wants to find out if it is?
Why don't they have a Dome cam at the Carrier Dome?
Why do the ice cream machines in the dining hall never work?
When will Nancy Cantor come sit in the student section in the Carrier Dome?
Where is the best hill to sled in Syracuse?
When will the School of Management cafe get better food than the Newhouse cafe?
And, why are the Arts and Sciences and Engineering building cafes so weak?
Who will claim the walls of college freshman and frat guys when Tony Montana becomes lame?
Who cares that Dumbledore is gay?
Was the real Frank Lucas as baller as the Frank Lucas in American Gangster?
What is more important to a stereotypical Syracuse girl: Uggs, bug-eyed glasses, tights, a Northface or Starbucks?
What is more important for a stereotypical Syracuse guy: college football, hooded sweatshirts, Madden or drinking beers and chasing tail?
Why don't we say "Booyah" more often in everyday vocabulary?
Where is the best place to hook-up on campus?
Why did people stop rocking L.A. Lights and Starter jackets?
Why do people wear other universities sweatshirts to class?
When will people realize that studying abroad is light years more fun than being at Syracuse?
Who can kill Jack Bauer?
Why did The Daily Orange take out all the funny lines from my column?
Who came up with the term Twisticles?
Why are still reading this? You should be focusing!
Tim Goessling is a senior television, radio and film major and loves a good game of would you rather?
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Kaylen Thorpe
posted 11/27/07 @ 8:24 AM EST
Why did you waste the paper this story is printed on?
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